So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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