There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
