so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There r osticjed everywhere
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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