ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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