every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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