Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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