Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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