So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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