i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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