i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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