david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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