Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My ATM looks so different sober.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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