I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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