How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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