She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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