what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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