i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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