he wants to bone in the snuggie
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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