With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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