I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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