So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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