JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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