In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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