i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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