We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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