Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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