How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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