I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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