Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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