Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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