do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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