She announced her abortion via fbk
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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