Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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