Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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