And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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