I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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