Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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