I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have post one night stand depression
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