just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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