Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am available for nakedness
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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