I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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