I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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