The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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