I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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