even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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