when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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