$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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