I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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