Dual....:-)
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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