all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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