i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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