I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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