Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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