How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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