She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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