It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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