I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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