you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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