Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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