i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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