are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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