I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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