Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
BRING THE BAGELS
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He did a backflip because drugs
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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